Walk like a penguin

Walk like a penguin.... Be extremly cute!

Bring your friend

Bring your friend to your favourite spot today.

Pose a weird pose

Pose as weird as you can and feel like there is nothing wrong with it.
Ask your friend to snap your awesome pose.

Plan to torture your friend

Draft a plan on how to torture your friend.
Then pick one of the following:
a) keep it
b) show it to your friend(victim) and friends
c) execute the plan
d) all of the above

Ride a Jockey *L4D2 Cheats*

What about having a moment with Mr. Jockey in Left 4 Dead 2? lol
It's darn exciting to have these codes ready whenever this freak attacks (for those who play, you know how it feels)!
To RIDE a Jockey carelessly, you must follow these instructions:

1) Have L4D2 installed in your computer.
2) Start the game, press ~` key to open the intro console window.
3) Enter one of the following map codes in the intro console window.

Dead Center campaign:
map c1m1_hotel
map c1m2_streets
map c1m3_mall
map c1m4_atrium

Dark Carnival campaign:
map c2m1_highway
map c2m2_fairgrounds
map c2m3_coaster
map c2m4_barns
map c2m5_concert

Swamp Fever campaign:
map c3m1_plankcountry
map c3m2_swamp
map c3m3_shantytown
map c3m4_plantation

Hard Rain campaign:
map c4m1_milltown_a
map c4m2_sugarmill_a
map c4m3_sugarmill_b
map c4m4_milltown_b
map c4m5_milltown_escape

The Parish campaign:
map c5m1_waterfront
map c5m2_park
map c5m3_cemetery
map c5m4_quarter
map c5m5_bridge

4) Start playing, enter sv_cheats 1 to enable the cheat codes.
5) Enter god_1 to be in 100% invincible mode.
6) Enter give vomitjar to have a bilejar equipped (as shown).
7) Enter z_ride jockey (tripple check the spelling).


"You're now riding a Jockey!"


P/S: Exclusively for my L4D ganggie~ *3*